If you want it here's my heart, no frills attached. . . .

[raynedanserwrites]

Hi. This is me. With not enough sleep. And bayouskye and plastiqueallure planting silly plot bunnies in my head. I take no responsibility for anything I have written.

Popslash. Kevin/Chris. Pure silliness. (I'll probably cringe in the morning)

No Frills Attached

I see the things he does to you . . .

Kevin pulled the clothing from the folds of tissue paper and held it up in front of him. He touched the soft fabric, smooth and shiny as it slid over his fingers. He loved clothes, new clothes were even better. They were still crisp and there were no frayed threads in the material yet. He tensed briefly when he heard a key in the lock, heard laughter right outside the door, and then relaxed when he heard the familiar voice shouting goodbyes to someone unknown.

The laughter stopped as soon as the door clicked shut.

“Kevin?” Chris asked. “Is that… ?” He paused and Kevin knew he was trying not to laugh.

“Is it what, Chris?” he asked patiently. He watched the expressions play across Chris’s face. Amusement. Confusion. Curiosity. He took a couple steps closer to Chris, bit back a smile as Chris’s eyes grew wide. “Did you have something you wanted to ask me?”

Chris shook himself and smiled. “That’s a cheerleader uniform, Kevin,” he felt the need to point out.

Kevin nodded. “Yes, it is.”

“And you’re wearing it.” Chris’s fingers rubbed his thighs. Kevin knew that he was itching to touch. That Chris loved shiny things too.

Kevin took another step. “I know. They’re very comfortable.” Chris was flat against the door, watching Kevin come closer. “See that box on the dining table?” Kevin asked. Chris looked over his shoulder and then nodded. “There’s one in there for you too.” And he tried not to laugh as Chris’s face lit up. God forbid Chris get left out of something.

“Do we get pompoms too?” he wanted to know, eyes twinkling merrily. By now, Chris was practically vibrating with excitement.

Kevin had to laugh at that. He pointed. “See the bag on the floor next to it? I’m pretty sure when JC dropped it off, he said there were two pairs of pompoms.”

“JC?” Chris asked dumbly.

Kevin stepped closer, kissing Chris gently. “How else do you think I found out your size?”

Chris laughed, finally relaxing a little and kissed Kevin again. He snaked his fingers up beneath the skirt. “I’ll thank him later. What do we have under here?” he asked, a mischievous grin slowly spreading across his face.

Kevin smiled and tried to keep a straight face as Chris tried to tickle him. “You’ll just have to find out.”

“Mmhmm.” Chris pulled Kevin close, both hands sliding beneath the skirt’s soft material. It was red, a color that that looked good on both of them, edged with white piping. At least JC hadn’t gotten pink.

All the pain that he puts you through….

Chris smoothed his hands over Kevin’s thighs as he kissed Kevin again. Suddenly, he pulled away, eyes wide with surprise. His mouth opened and closed as he tried to find the words.

Kevin watched silently in amusement, grinning and one eyebrow raised.

“Dude!” Chris gasped. “Did you shave your legs?!”

Comments

[call-me-loca.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

LOVE YOU

[bayouskye.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahha!

Kevin with shaved legs.... *falls over dead*

[darkseaglass.livejournal.com]

We need to get you on a steady diet of whateverthehell crack they were feeding you tonight! *TWIRLS*

[pensnest]

*giggles happily* Ooh, smooth Kevin thighs. Mmm.

[faithette.livejournal.com]

LOL This rocks!

*licks Kevin's smooth thighs*

*licks Chris too*

[bellamyrose.livejournal.com]

OMG. This, this just made my morning. You are awesome. Please feed your bunnies some carrots. You made me read Kevin fic and like it, that's just wrong. But I think I'll hug you for it anyway, because *Chris* *with pompoms*. *big hug*

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahhaa!!!

Did you SEE the time stamp? I think that was a lot of it right there. :-D

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!

*mushmush*

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

I just. I had to. ahahahahhaha!

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

This is what happens when I write instead of going to bed. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahahaha!!!

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahhaa!!! Can you just see them doing their little cheers in them? *cracks up*

I never write Backstreet. Never. 98 yes. 'n sync? Hell yeah. Backstreet? First time for everything, I guess!

[simone7418.livejournal.com]

I shall never be able to order cheerleading uniforms at work without this story flashing through my mind :)

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahhaa!!! *ahem* Sorry? ;-)

I just discovered THREE magical fish all at once! Go me! ;-D

[simone7418.livejournal.com]

Don't be sorry, anything that makes me grin at work is a very good thing.

WOOO!! Three. Which three? The red one (Crimson something) can sell for $100 dollars.

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Crimson comet, canary fire-arrow and oriental goldbub. :-D

[simone7418.livejournal.com]

Yay! The canary fire-arrow will make you tons of money!!

[bellamyrose.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Wonder if they tried doing splits? or herkies(sp?)?

You did a very good job for your first time writing BSB. Most of the time when I read Kevin fic, I'm just like *ugh*, but this made me like him. Go you!

[plastiqueallure.livejournal.com]

Hee! Pass that crack pipe over here, you've had too big a hit. *applauds*

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahaha

Look at the time that I posted it at. THAT would explain everything. ;-) I was lucky to be able to see straight to type!

Thanks love.

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

Well. You have suceeded where near on everyone else has failed. I have actually read and enjoyed a Kevin pairing. Congrats.

ps: I could sooooo do a cheerleading AU. Oh my god. Kevin stalking back and forth as the squad strains in an intricate pyramid. Nick commenting on how they all have to stop eating because they're getting too heavy, he might drop them all. Chris teling him to please, go right ahead, he doesn't like it way up there anyway. JC mumbling under his breath about wanting to do flying next....

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

Well. You have suceeded where near on everyone else has failed. I have actually read and enjoyed a Kevin pairing

hee!! Glad you liked it. I was very very overtired when I wrote this. :D And it showed.

PS-
Yes please. :D

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

it'd be an all male squad since they're at an all mens' school, but AJ would still wear a skirt. Just because. He'd get it kilt style, so it would be a bit more manly. It's the only way he coudl ever talk Lance into it. Well, that and the spankies. Lance loves the spankies....

[shinycuba.livejournal.com]

LMAO! OK, this made me chuckle, and I don't even like Kevin.

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

heee!! I can't remember where the bunny came from (it was late!), but I do remember giggling the entire time I wrote it. :D

Thanks sweetie.

[taraamber.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I should not be as amused as I am...

[pixeestyx.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! I couldn't resist, really. :D

[musicboxgirl.livejournal.com]

I just about died because this is so wonderful! Oh there needs to be more cheerleader!boys

[pixeestyx.livejournal.com]

You found it! :D This is what happens when it's the middle of the night and I'm exhausted. ;-)

[musicboxgirl.livejournal.com]

haha I have been known to be persistent at times, especially when there is good crack involved.

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

So the crack was worth the persistence? ;-)

[musicboxgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh man! Hell yes, so worth the persistence.